Re: Quotes thread

by **Oblivion** Mon May 19, 2014 5:53 pm

[Regarding one of my stories, which has the Zodiac used as the basis for a series of magical bio-weapons.]
ladybug: I imagine if word got out that the zodiac were loose, there'd be mass panic
oblivion: *nodnod*
ladybug: so silencing anyone with a hint of it would be the standing orders
So she's considering turning it over until that subtext hits, and she flees with the device to the guild
oblivion: *nodnod*
Probably should decide which one she finds, then =) Probably not one of the more dangerous ones like Leo or Scorpio, something she can easily hide and transport.
ladybug: She was probably smart enough to keep it quiet
Leo's dangerous?
oblivion: It's a lion
a big lion
ladybug: ::33< how amewsing
oblivion: goddammit homestuck
ladybug: =D
NEPETAQUEST 2013
oblivion: lol
ladybug: im sorry
oblivion: no youre not
ladybug: =)
i cant tell if that's an amused goddammit or a now i gotta redo everything goddammit
oblivion: haha no the former

by **Swifto** Tue May 20, 2014 9:31 pm

I wanna hear a back-and-forth voice conversation of you two pronouncing those words.

by **Oblivion** Wed May 21, 2014 10:47 am

Which ones?

by **Swifto** Wed May 21, 2014 11:49 pm

Er, the one with the purposeful misspelling.

by **Oblivion** Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:56 pm

PIE: "The raccoons are so much worse when you're by yourself."

by **Oblivion** Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:23 pm

Lady: "I'm dead."
Obliv: "You're awful talkative for someone who's dead."
Lady: "Just don't throw positive energy at me."
Obliv: "Like this?"
Lady: "Nothing coming from you is positive energy, mister cynic."

by **Oblivion** Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:17 pm

Lady: "Okay. Basilosaurus has to be the most British dinosaur ever. I can just imagine it with a top hat and monocle. His name is Biggerfish Causeasplash."

by **Ladybug** Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:17 pm

The name is a lie. It's a mammal. I am disappointed.

by **Oblivion** Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:21 am

[11:17:35 PM] FACE: Ma-cho madness oh it's macho madness yeah it's macho madness
[11:17:45 PM] Oblivion: OH YEAH
[11:17:52 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: MACHO MACHO MAAAAN
[11:17:56 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: I GOT TO BE
[11:17:57 PM] Oblivion: SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
[11:17:58 PM] Oblivion: YEAH
[11:17:59 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: A MACHO MAN
[11:18:10 PM] Ladybug: settle down ilthuliak
[11:18:17 PM | Edited 11:18:26 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: no u
[11:18:19 PM] Oblivion: YOU HAVENT BEEN BEATEN UP PROPERLY
[11:18:32 PM] Argus Swift: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KjukuC0SIR
[11:18:54 PM] Oblivion: hahHA
[11:19:03 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: hehe
[11:19:20 PM] Argus Swift: (please don't make me do my Macho Man voice again.)
[11:19:29 PM] Oblivion: heh
[11:19:54 PM] Ladybug: no macho man reads my immortal?
[11:20:02 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: ....
[11:20:07 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: I never knew I needed this
[11:20:08 PM] Oblivion: :gonk:
[11:20:17 PM] Argus Swift: Not without liters of water to ease my aching throat.
[11:21:11 PM] Ladybug: Once again, the physics teachers of the world thank Bliv and Pie.
[11:22:07 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: w....why?
[11:22:16 PM] Ladybug: Equal and opposite reaction
[11:22:21 PM] Ladybug: =)
[11:22:30 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: oooh
[11:22:33 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: true
[11:23:46 PM] Oblivion: https://i.imgur.com/JiAc0Qh.png
[11:24:02 PM] Ladybug: yeah that's generally us
[11:24:08 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: he just so looks so HAPPY/pleased

by **Oblivion** Sat Sep 13, 2014 8:35 pm

Lady: "Pants should be a better habit!"

by **Oblivion** Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:51 pm

Lady: "You are an aquatic mammal of the African savannah who constantly rolls 1s and 20s."
Obliv: "An aqua...huh...?"
Lady: "A hippo crit!"

by **Oblivion** Thu Oct 30, 2014 9:20 pm

Lady: "Why does my Google Translate say snmgfiehp?"

by **Oblivion** Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:15 pm

Lady: *after mimicking a voice for one of my cats* "Why am I using my Azula voice?!"
*later* "I'm sorry for turning your cat into an evil firebender."

by **Oblivion** Sun Mar 15, 2015 9:33 pm

Bella: "Ack!"
Sinister: "Whoops."
Lady & Obliv: "What?"
Sinister: "I ported Bella."
Bella: "At least I had clothes on this time!"

by **Oblivion** Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:36 pm

Bella: "So they were using greensteel arrows to kill a boar... no, a goat... and hit [NWN character] instead by accident."
Nyaga: "So they wasted precious greensteel on killing wild animals."
Obliv: "Wouldn't that make them inedible anyway? There'd be greensteel shards all up in your bacon! I mean goat meat!"
Bella: "I will not eat them, Sam I Am! I will not eat green eggs and ham!"

by **Oblivion** Fri May 01, 2015 7:42 pm

[6:40:17 PM] Lord Gwyn: Yesssss... "New test suggests NASA's "Impossible" EM Drive will Work in Space"
[6:40:37 PM] Oblivion: mass effect get?
[6:41:00 PM] Lord Gwyn: They're saying it could get us to the moon in 4 hours.
[6:41:06 PM] Oblivion: aiyah
[6:41:17 PM] Lord Gwyn: No need to carry fuel, just power it.
[6:41:42 PM] Lord Gwyn: Would keep the ISS in orbit too, without the need for orbital correction by visiting vehicles.
[6:41:48 PM] Ladybug: Pff, I can get to the moon in 30 minutes. I just need some Captain Morgan and a bouncey house.

by **Oblivion** Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:01 pm

Lady: *angrily* "It's okay, I found a SOFA."

by **Oblivion** Sun Jul 05, 2015 8:23 pm

Obliv: "Dammit, sofa, you win this time."

by **Oblivion** Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:50 pm

Lady: "This means you should do a Walk For Awareness for Muppet Osteoporosis. Make no bones about it."

by **Oblivion** Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:19 pm

Lady: "I guess the kids just can't stomach the idea of stomaching kids."

by **Oblivion** Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:16 pm

Lady: "It looks like X-rated Lisa Frank blew up in here."

by **Oblivion** Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:59 pm

Bella: "Try it without first, then I'll put on some hamburger sauce.... I mean ketchup!"

by **Oblivion** Sun Oct 11, 2015 12:07 am

Lady: "I just don't think I'm physically capable of doing a Genocide."

by **Oblivion** Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:57 am

Lady: "You don't have your badge, so you can't do badge things."

by **Oblivion** Wed Nov 11, 2015 1:16 am

Bella: "Hey now! I was proud of that genital piercings and tangled slinkies one!"

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