Re: Quotes thread

[Oblivion]

Lady: "Stupid Statement Dance Remix is go"

[Oblivion]

Lady: "You need to get out of my brain, you're ruining how I think."

[Oblivion]

Lady: "We should rename Australia to Constantinople, since it sounds like Can't-Stand-It-NOPE-le"

[Oblivion]

[4:06:51 PM] Ladybug: oh were you in the call when i mentioned why im a bad person (GoT edition)?
[4:07:28 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: I was not!
[4:07:45 PM] Ladybug: So I was subbing for the stuco sponsor
[4:07:54 PM] Ladybug: and after the meeting (during study hall), it was just me and the cabinet
[4:08:02 PM] Ladybug: they were discussing a theme for the WPA dance
[4:08:15 PM] Ladybug: "No not Old Hollywood - prom's Gastby, and we don't want to overlap"
[4:08:20 PM] Ladybug: me: "Red Wedding."
[4:08:28 PM] Ladybug: *hasn't looked up from Discworld*
[4:08:30 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: hahahahaha
[4:08:51 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: Red Wedding meets West Side Story
[4:09:37 PM] Ladybug: Tonight, tonight, won't be just any night
Tonight there will be no morning staaaaar
Tonight, tonight, I'll see my love tonight
And the Lan-nisters will send their regaaaaards
[4:09:59 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: XD
[4:10:10 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: *two thumbs up, would watch again*
[4:10:28 PM] Ladybug: i dont know enough about got to do more

[Oblivion]

[7:41:45 PM] Belladonna: bg n bn nb b nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn;' b b ccl0
[7:41:53 PM] Oblivion: hi charlcye

[Oblivion]

PIE 3.14.1.59: ticktockbent 416 points : 4 hours ago reply
My shins are already hurting
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Stojas 51 points : 4 hours ago reply
It's times like this that I wish Jesus had died for my shins.

Oblivion: That's something I would expect from Lady.

Ladybug: Hey he already saved our soles

[Oblivion]

Lady: "I like puns. Puns puns puns."
Obliv: "Hot cross puns?"
Lady: "Sure, why not."
Obliv: "I don't even know what a cross bun is."
Lady: "Well, you bake it, then you crucify a gingerbread man on it."

[Oblivion]

Obliv: "What do I spend my last skill point on...?"
Lady: "Friends."
PIE!: "No! Money! Then you can buy friends!"

[Oblivion]

Bella: "So I'm reading this 'who is your character based off of?' thread [on the NWN forums] and thinking, sure I know who Cara is, but Rhea's harder, as she's not really based off anyone...."
Obliv: "Who's Cara based off?"
Bella: "A combination of Drusilla, Faith, and River."
Obliv: "... so she's the Joss Whedon Special?"

[Oblivion]

[8:49:04 AM] Ladybug: hollywood is that special kid in the back of the room who really should've been held back a couple years but his dad owns half the school board

[Oblivion]

Obliv: "Yes, well, this is Pokemon, not Discworld, it's slightly less berserk."

[Ladybug]

I bet Archchancellor Ridcully never stops people from riding bikes inside.

[Oblivion]

Granny Weatherwax on the other hand....

[Ladybug]

Granny Weatherwax would Borrow you to ride your bike outside and far away and then come back home.

[Oblivion]

[10:35:51 PM] Ladybug: Senses detect moyie. see inlJisjbility
[10:35:59 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: o_O
[10:36:12 PM] Ladybug: yeah
[10:36:15 PM] Ladybug: that's right
[10:36:20 PM] Ladybug: I know all about your moyie.
[10:37:11 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: YOU SAW THROUGH MY inlJisjbility?!
[10:37:21 PM] Ladybug: Yes.
[10:37:27 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[10:37:31 PM] Ladybug: You're not good at this being inljisjb.
[10:37:39 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: nuts

[11:06:47 PM] Ladybug: this is the best acrobat mess up
[11:06:49 PM] Ladybug: detect Illogic
[11:07:06 PM] Ladybug: i changed my mind
[11:07:08 PM] Oblivion: *slow clap*
[11:07:14 PM] Ladybug: i love how notepad can't read the old 3.5 modules
[11:07:23 PM] Ladybug: best part?
[11:07:25 PM] Ladybug: this thing's LE

[Oblivion]

[5:37:26 PM] Ladybug: so we have a crowded downstairs of people for the sportsball annual ritual sacrifice
[5:37:51 PM] Ladybug: There is much feasting upon the sacred foods
[5:38:07 PM | Edited 5:38:18 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: HALLOWED BE THY BEER
[5:38:41 PM] Ladybug: Referred to in the ancient tongue, translating roughly to "Blood of the strongest." The closest approximation I can give is "Poht Lak"
[5:38:50 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: XD
[5:39:03 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: current score is 2-0
[5:39:14 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: I didn't even know you could SCORE a standalone 2
[5:39:20 PM] Ladybug: I believe after the moon chant they will complete the heresy of causing a pig to fly.
[5:39:27 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: HUZZAH

[PIE!]

I have since learned/looked up how a standalone 2 is possible.

[Oblivion]

Obliv
1:19 PM
ok let's get imaginative

Lady
1:21 PM
uhoh
imaginative how
I don't want to be imaginative as in Ocelot in a military surplus store

Obliv
1:24 PM
hahah
no im just going to write the next bit
though that's a good panic line, I'm saving that

Lady
1:24 PM
uhoh


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Obliv:
*writing up Finiens's creation myth*
"....  among them Zmejgorynych, Father of All Dragons."

Lady:
...
I'm telling the Scrabble gods on you

[Oblivion]

[on Ratfolk]
Lady: So possibly a race that lives on theft just due to their "oh ew" reception in a lot of places
Which makes everything cyclical
No one will sell to us because we're rats. We steal food. No one likes us because we steal food.
Face: Street rats
Lady: riff raff
Obliv: you cant buy that
Lady: let's not be so hasty
Obliv: do naga think they're rather tasty?

[Oblivion]

[3:51:10 PM] Ladybug: Arachne loves macaroni and cheese
[3:51:17 PM] Ladybug: She is the avatar of Kraft

[Oblivion]

Obliv: ...then lock her in ab ox
Lady: yep
...
mental image of ab ox
Minotaur Workouts
Obliv: lmao
HEY BABY WANNA SEE MY GOODS AND SERVICES
Lady: stoppit
im at school
i dont have an office
i have a room full of kids wondering why im squeaking

[Swifto]

(keep doing it, Bliv.
Ruin her reputation)

[Oblivion]

[One of my dogs has come sniffing around and trying to get at my Little Caesar's breadsticks]
Lady and Pie and Bella: [To the tune of "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?"]
"Can I have some of your breadsticks?
(something something)
I'll just knock them on the floor
Then I can get them out the door
(something something)
Can I have some of your breadsticks?
It doesn't have to be a breadstick"

This went on most of the night and none of us stopped to write down most of the lyrics

[Oblivion]

Lady: At some point Elegy is probably going to end up table-flipping and muttering about filigree as she storms out, threatening to use comic sans on the invitations
Wedding jitters.
Nasty business.
Obliv: filigree on all the things~
Elegy judges RPG Superstar
Lady: resplendent filigree
Obliv: made of monster parts
Lady: its true nature is revealed
Obliv: only after 24 hours attunement though
and only if you're a rogue or bard and you cut yourself
Lady: Bard who plays at midnight in the Linkin Park
Obliv: and if its a full moon, a special power is also available
Lady: There, disgusting damaging shiny joke item that requires you to harm yourself.
If it makes s'mores, we get bingo

[Ladybug]

Obliv: sup
lady: watching grumps
Obliv: yay gurmsp
......
lady: Gurmsp best orc chieftan
yay gurmsp indeed
Obliv: Gurmsp has best hat
lady: hta*
Obliv: bste*
lady: =)
Obliv: what is worng with us
....
dammit
lady: that was beautiful
dmamit*
Obliv: this is getting quoted isnt it
lady: it can be

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