Re: Quotes thread

by **Oblivion** Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:39 pm

Lady: Yeah I'm probably bringing UMD archer naga barbarian
hey
hey guys
Face: Yeah?
Lady: if she gets upset is that a hissy fit
Face: pfff
Obliv: bwa bwa bwa bwaaaaaaaa
Lady: Oh that doesn't get a GO TO THE CORNER but the robitussin does

by **Ladybug** Sun Jan 13, 2013 4:32 pm

Lady: That's a band name, right there.
Obliv: ...Mithral fishhooks?
Lady: I would give them a listen with a name like that.

by **Oblivion** Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:04 pm

Lady: "We will feast upon the Kokiri boy's flesh!" "Actually he's Hylian." "Even better!"
Face: "I'm still hungry. Be right back."

by **Oblivion** Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:24 pm

[9:20:17 PM] Ladybug: https://i.imgur.com/JyJvD.jpg
[9:20:38 PM] Oblivion: I GOT IT
[9:20:40 PM] Oblivion: I GOT IT
[9:20:41 PM] Oblivion: I GOT IT
[9:20:45 PM] Oblivion: i dont got it
[9:20:57 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: WAIT
[9:21:01 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: WHAT WAS I GETTING?!
[9:21:07 PM] Ladybug: A SAMMICH
[9:21:09 PM] Ladybug: for me
[9:21:10 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: YUM
[9:21:12 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: oh
[9:21:16 PM] Ladybug: to share
[9:21:21 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: yay?
[9:21:23 PM] Ladybug: with birdies
[9:21:29 PM] Ladybug: where was i going with this
[9:21:30 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: *weeps*
[9:21:31 PM] Oblivion: TRAITOR
[9:21:39 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: over to that corner
[9:21:41 PM] Ladybug: but then i can prove if they have feet
[9:21:49 PM] Oblivion: I will bring you a mouse come morning to make you love me again
[9:21:50 PM] Ladybug: science needs to know
[9:21:52 PM] Oblivion: then resume ignoring you
[9:22:02 PM] Oblivion: =)
[9:22:03 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: XD
[9:22:10 PM] Ladybug: make sure to put the mouse in their bed
[9:22:18 PM] Ladybug: that's a surefire sign of affection
[9:22:23 PM] Ladybug: and stare at them as they find it
[9:22:28 PM] Ladybug: so they know how much you care
[9:22:30 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: I DID THIS FOR YOU
[9:22:35 PM] Ladybug: TO
[9:22:36 PM] Ladybug: NO
[9:22:36 PM] Ladybug: FOR
[9:22:39 PM] Ladybug: YES, FOR

by **Oblivion** Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:57 pm

[6:30:10 PM] Ladybug: =D
[6:30:19 PM] Oblivion: =P
[6:41:10 PM] Ladybug: =^P
[6:41:24 PM] Oblivion: *steals nose*
[6:41:27 PM] Ladybug: =P
[6:41:33 PM] Ladybug: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
[6:41:36 PM] Ladybug: that's your thumb
[6:41:51 PM] Oblivion: ( ^))))
[6:42:22 PM] Ladybug: well FINE then
[6:42:24 PM] Ladybug: ...
[6:42:26 PM] Ladybug: crap
[6:42:32 PM] Ladybug: you're too tall for me to take yours
[6:42:35 PM] Oblivion: =D
[6:42:35 PM] Ladybug: <__<
[6:42:47 PM] Ladybug: downloading chrome on your comp brb
[6:42:55 PM] Oblivion: *shield*
[6:42:55 PM] Ladybug: setting to default brb
[6:43:11 PM] Ladybug: changing your desktop to seizure colors brb
[6:43:37 PM] Ladybug: wiping water on your doorknob to make you notice the moisture and assume something worse brb

[6:49:48 PM] Ladybug: 20 soh, roll perception
[6:50:27 PM] Oblivion: ( >'.')>
^( '.' )^
<('.'< )
v( )v
[6:50:35 PM] Ladybug: need perception
[6:50:48 PM] Oblivion: n/a
[6:50:56 PM] Ladybug: ...
[6:50:59 PM] Ladybug: YOUR NOSE IS MINE
[6:51:06 PM] Ladybug: *scampers awaaaaaaaaaaaaay*
[6:51:16 PM] Oblivion: *plugs in one stolen earlier*
[6:51:23 PM] Ladybug: disproportinately small isnt it
[6:51:31 PM] Ladybug: disproportionately
[6:51:37 PM] Oblivion: People complain less about a too-small nose than a too big one
[6:51:41 PM] Ladybug: and you know that violated that code
[6:51:50 PM] Ladybug: you can pick your friends...you can pick your nose
[6:52:06 PM] Oblivion: possession is 9/10ths
[6:52:13 PM] Oblivion: its on my face, it's mine now
[6:52:27 PM] Ladybug: yeah well
[6:52:33 PM] Ladybug: I'm gonna be DIFFERENT
[6:52:43 PM] Ladybug: *puts nose on where a cyclops eye goes*
[6:52:47 PM] Ladybug: I HAVE THE SIXTH SENSE
[6:52:50 PM] Ladybug: FEAR MY SECOND SMELL

by **Ladybug** Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:58 pm

so do i get my nose back or what

by **PIE!** Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:05 am

You get your whole head back! Here's a ribbon to help keep it on.

by **Face** Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:40 am

[7:39:22 PM] Ladybug: See this is the problem with a mystical tattoo-based job market

by **Oblivion** Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:22 am

Oblivion: Cheel reads Tucker's Kobolds like normal people read the morning paper
Ladybug: That's ok, I read Mr Welch

by **Oblivion** Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:00 am

Lady: Nothing is happy in Poeland

by **Oblivion** Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:42 am

[3:06:29 AM] FACE: You get a variety of flavors of bad guy
[3:06:43 AM] FACE: Like the Baskin Robbins of evil-doers

by **Ladybug** Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:44 am

New meaning to "We all scream for ice cream" there.

by **Oblivion** Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:39 pm

Lady: I need to play a ratfolk with a bludgeoning weapon that I call the Mickey Mouse Club

by **Oblivion** Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:15 am

Lady: "Elegy has a lot of things about me that I find... not very flattering? General social ineptitude, inability to deal with people, no interest in relationships, deal with the devil... oh wait, I wasn't supposed to tell you guys about that...."
Obliv: "Sweet! What did you get?"
Lady: "I can't say...."
Obliv: "Aww."
Face: "I got a rock."

by **Oblivion** Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:27 pm

[7:27:41 PM] Ladybug: Butterfly in the skyyy
Why did you eat my friiies

by **Oblivion** Mon May 06, 2013 2:30 pm

Face: "I just love picturing the idea of someone's skin just charging after someone, but it's skin so it's like flopping around and trying to run like a paper-y QWOP man"
Lady: "IT'S BETTER THIS WAY FOR PAPER JAM DIPPER"

by **Oblivion** Sat Jun 08, 2013 12:26 am

[9:40:49 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: Why DO you have that lever Yzma?
[9:41:01 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: oh god
[9:41:09 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: Yzma's a Spark
[9:41:17 PM] Ladybug: ...
[9:41:26 PM] Ladybug: this is a fanfic that I would consider reading
[9:41:34 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: *can't stop laughing*
[9:41:47 PM] Oblivion: you have my attention
[9:42:00 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: that's all I haaaave, I'mnot the writer!
[9:42:10 PM] Ladybug: Well, we don't know who Gil's mother is...
[9:42:15 PM] Oblivion: lmao
[9:42:16 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: ow
[9:42:18 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: ow my brain
[9:42:31 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: Yzma and Lu would be.....uh
[9:42:47 PM] Oblivion: O_o
[9:43:22 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: suddenly, western europe is GONE
[9:43:32 PM] Oblivion: And all its people are now talking animals
[9:43:34 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: Yzma and Lu had gone bowling
[9:43:35 PM] Ladybug: ninja
[9:43:47 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: haha
[9:43:51 PM] Ladybug: Kronk and Moloch
[9:43:57 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: YES
[9:44:07 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: BUDDY COP MOVIE
[9:44:08 PM] Ladybug: "How do you never question these things?"
"Oh, I dunno...spinach puff?"
".....Yeah"
[9:44:20 PM] Oblivion: XD
[9:44:35 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: it would be great Buddy Cop
[9:44:54 PM | Edited 9:45:00 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: Moloch's the twitchy thinker, Kronk bumbles his way to success
[9:45:12 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: together, they keep Sparks from blowing up the planet!
[9:45:12 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: YAY
[9:45:20 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: (they also make lots of food)
[9:45:28 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: (Kronk cooks when he's stressed)
[9:45:32 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: (or happy)
[9:45:35 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: (or it's 2am)
[9:46:07 PM] Oblivion: "I need sleep!"
"I need breakfast."
"Not at 2AM!!"
[9:46:29 PM | Edited 9:46:41 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: perfect time for breakfast - the light hits what's left of the moon just right
[9:46:40 PM] Oblivion: hehehehe
[9:46:53 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: blueberry scone?
[9:48:13 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: waitwaitwait
[9:48:16 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: Kronk and Othar
[9:48:26 PM] Ladybug: he's not a spunky girl sidekick
[9:48:32 PM] Ladybug: Othar and Pacha's kids
[9:48:41 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: but the man can cook!
[9:48:45 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: yesssss
[9:48:58 PM | Edited 9:49:06 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: he will lead them down the path that ROCKS
[9:49:15 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: (just got to that scene)
[9:49:40 PM] Oblivion: lmao

by **Ladybug** Sun Jul 07, 2013 1:13 am

Oblivion: https://i.imgur.com/MX9UYB8.png GRUNKLE STAN STOP WATERING DOWN THE KETCHUP
Ladybug: WE DON'T EVEN SELL FOOD
Ladybug: ....YET.
Ladybug: PRESENTING MYSTERY MEAT!
Ladybug: DIPPER, GO GET THE TRASH CAN
Oblivion: But Grunkle Stan, it already has flies and I don't know what this black stuff is.
Ladybug: That's the mystery!
Oblivion: (the worst part of this is this entire conversation is legitimately possible)
Ladybug: =D

by **Oblivion** Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:55 pm

[9:48:58 PM] Ladybug: .......
[9:48:58 PM] Ladybug: http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a37af6cb5e8654268b766d586aca181/tumblr_mq332aZgJV1qa0uujo1_500.gif
[9:49:42 PM] Ladybug: man i dont tweet
[9:54:05 PM] Ladybug: Fullmetal O'Fallon; Fire Jaw
[9:54:29 PM] Oblivion: Evil Yoakum; Pummel Knee
[9:54:33 PM] Ladybug: heh
[9:54:55 PM] Ladybug: cold sores count right

by **Oblivion** Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:25 am

Lady: seriously
I'm like
two late library books on purpose
from CE
=D
*kicks over coffee*
RAMPAGE

by **Ladybug** Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:39 am

faceless has opened the document.
sparky: wb
oblivion: wb
faceless: woops
didn't mean to close that
sparky: uhhuh
faceless: what
sparky: =)
Obliv was continuing on your question when you vanished
faceless: oh snap what'd I miss then?
sparky: Errol's past
faceless: Because it threw out everything
sparky: Should still be there
(the joke is his past is a blank)
faceless: No, when I close the doc and reopen it, the chat vanishes
. . .\
sparky: already in the corner
faceless has left.
oblivion: ...
sparky: <_<
faceless has opened the document.
sparky: worth it

by **Oblivion** Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:11 pm

Lady: In the far future, when space travel is like taking the bus. The rich people will get to teleport and wormholes; the lower classes will be all "Kids, stop tormenting the lesser lifeforms on Pluto mark Alpha Beta *pbbbth* Sigma Face."

by **Oblivion** Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:41 pm

Lady: (on Chaos magic in our collaborative story) "You do realize that this means his showing up to fix things basically means his ia ftaghn translates roughly to GO TO YOUR ROOM"

by **Oblivion** Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:00 am

Lady: [Doctor Who] has too much cast incest.
PIE: Well, it IS a British TV show. They pretty much live on that.

by **Oblivion** Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:30 pm

[9:27:11 PM] Ladybug: https://i.imgur.com/oR4D3.gif
[9:28:08 PM] Oblivion: wat
[9:28:16 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: *saves*
[9:28:32 PM] Ladybug: you two are the newton's third law of reactions

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