Quotes thread

[Ladybug]

Me: Ugh, I still can't write Ferra. She technobabbles everything.
Obliv: Heh
Me: You handle her. Your technospeak is "Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow." Mine's more "It goes ding when there's stuff."

[Ladybug]

Me: Hey Obliv.
Obliv: Yeah?
Me: So, can I play Miles Vorkosigan?
Obliv: *squeak*

[Oblivion]

Lady: ♪Mapmaker mapmaker make me a map, show me a spot to lay a trap, mapmaker mapmaker get out your book, and make me a perfect map
For Tatya, things should look taller, for Zhan, well, he might climb everything...
<_<
Shutting up

[Oblivion]

Face: Secret chats!
Obliv: ♪ SEEKRIT CHATLOOOOOOOOOOG
♪ SEEKRIT CHATLOOOOOOOOOOG
♪ THROUGH THE SKYPECHAAAAAAAAAAT
♪ SEEKRIT SEEKRIT SEEKRIT SEEKRIT CHATLOOOOOOOOOOG

[Oblivion]

Obliv: I should probably put in the little song symbol thing.
Lady: Most of us call it a musical note. And hey aren't you the one of us who's had actual music training?
Obliv: SHUTUP

[Oblivion]

Face: You two should go to bed.
Lady: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
Obliv: He's not even your fake dad.
Lady: He could be, if you pronounced it with a hard C.
Face changes name to Face Dad and avatar from Zuko to Ozai
Face: GO TO YOUR ROOM

[Swifto]

Haha!
Oh Face, you so stylin'

[Oblivion]

[12:17:53 AM] Oblivion: I am heading to bed tho
[12:17:54 AM] Face Dad: I am clearly terrible at this
[12:17:55 AM] Oblivion: Gnight guys
[12:17:57 AM] Face Dad: Night Obliv
[12:17:58 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: g'night!
[12:18:01 AM] Ladybug: i should sleep, too
[12:18:04 AM] Ladybug: BUT NOT CAUSE YOU SAID TO
[12:18:05 AM] Face Dad: Nah
[12:18:07 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: sleep well y'all
[12:18:13 AM] Face Dad: Stay up, eat ice cream, tell scary stories
[12:18:14 AM] Ladybug: Good night, everyone!
[12:18:17 AM] Ladybug: Except Face!
[12:18:24 AM] Face Dad: Fine, if you have to sleep
[12:18:25 AM] Oblivion: AND IN THE MORNIN IM MAKIN WAFFLES
[12:18:30 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: mmmm
[12:18:32 AM] Ladybug: MINE
[12:18:34 AM] Ladybug: *grabs*
[12:18:35 AM] Argus Swift: Sleep well, Lady!
[12:18:35 AM] Face Dad: Good night Lady
[12:18:39 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: NOOOO
[12:18:41 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: LEGGO
[12:18:45 AM] Ladybug: myyyyyyyyyy precioussssssssssssssssss
[12:18:54 AM] Ladybug: hey they're round and goldish
[12:19:07 AM] Ladybug: OOOH A WAFFLEIRON THAT INSCRIBES THE BLACK SPEECH ON IT AS IT COOKS
[12:19:09 AM] Ladybug: DOES IT EXIST
[12:19:11 AM] Ladybug: IT NEEDS TO
[12:19:15 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: it should
[12:19:18 AM] Ladybug: ONE WAFFLE TO RULE THEM ALL
[12:19:24 AM] Argus Swift: Printing Press waffle iron!
[12:19:26 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: AND IN MY STOMACH BIND THEM
[12:19:31 AM] Argus Swift: "Every morning it's Hamlet for breakfast!"
[12:19:36 AM] Ladybug: ah stupid shit like this is why we're friends
[12:19:38 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: *giggles*
[12:19:42 AM] Ladybug: i get enough srs business at work =)
[12:19:49 AM] Oblivion: ONE IRON TO COOK THEM ALL
ONE IRON TO FRY THEM
ONE IRON TO MIX THEM ALL
AND IN THE KITCHEN TRY THEM
[12:19:51 AM] Face Dad: I though you two were going to bed
[12:19:55 AM] Ladybug: SHUT UP DAD
[12:19:58 AM] Face Dad: MAKE ME
[12:20:05 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: SILLY IS IMPORTANT
[12:20:09 AM] *** Ladybug removed Face Dad from this conversation. ***
[12:20:18 AM] *** Ladybug added Face Dad ***
[12:20:19 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: *snrk*
[12:20:25 AM] Ladybug: K
[12:20:26 AM] Ladybug: MADE YOU
[12:20:27 AM] Face Dad: Okay then
[12:20:33 AM] Face Dad: Proved me wrong

[Oblivion]

Lady: "I could make boots out of human. And steak's just a good cut."

...

Lady: "If you're going to make me look terrible, do it right. I'd ruin your reputation properly if I got the chance. Why are we friends?"

[Ladybug]

Why is this thread just as easily called the "Lady is a terrible human being" thread?

[Swifto]

It's almost just as often "Face is a funny guy" thread.

[Ladybug]

[1:13:41 PM] Ladybug: hm
[1:13:46 PM] Ladybug: I need to debate lunch
[1:14:08 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: shouldn't you eat it instead?
[1:14:18 PM] Ladybug: No, I don't eat intelligent things
[1:14:22 PM] Ladybug: I must defeat it in argument
[1:14:26 PM] Ladybug: Which renders it stupid
[1:14:32 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: ah
[1:14:35 PM] Ladybug: Then I shall feast upon its delicious flesh
[1:14:39 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: mmmm
[1:14:48 PM] Ladybug: I need to use this argument on vegetarians

[Swifto]

That logic would open up whole avenues of cannibalism!

[Oblivion]

Obliv: "Lady, can I have the Witch's Utility Belt?"
Lady: "Uh, you can roll d12 and see what you get off of it."
Obliv: "So I can have it but I have to roll each time to see what I pull out of it?"
Lady: "I might not let you have all the things on it...."
Obliv. "5. 'Case of surgical implements of the finest quality'."
Lady: "Why is Tatya doing surgery?!"
Obliv: "She has ranks in Heal!"
Lady: "But why is she doing surgery?!"
Obliv as Tatya: "If it must be done, it must be done!"
Lady: "Did you tell John not to touch it?"
Face as Zhandouji: "Not to touch what?"
Obliv as Tatya: "Of course I told him not to touch it. Now John hold still, I'm trying to take your appendix out."
Face as Zhandouji: "Oh God, what is that?! It sounds important!"

[Oblivion]

Obliv: "So what would be in an Iomrallan Philosophy book?"
Lady: "Errol's diary."
Obliv: "LMAO"
Lady: "He *is* technically the most learned of the party."
Obliv: "'Today Elegy was pompous and the horse was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by trolls, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'"

[Swifto]

Teehee!

I have complete confidence that Bliv could roleplay Errol.
(Not really, he's very much Face's character)

[Face]

I like to imagine a lot of Iomrall literature written by Errol is secretly just stories about himself.

[Face]

Lady: "That AlmondJoy contained almonds but no joy!"

[Oblivion]

[12:23:33 AM] Face: Blood and the burning, blood and the burning, go together like....something that rhymes with burning
[12:23:33 AM] Ladybug: punchable
[12:23:42 AM] Argus Swift: Learning?
[12:23:47 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: turning
[12:23:49 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: yearning
[12:23:53 AM] Face: spurning?
[12:23:54 AM] Oblivion: BLOOD AND BURNING
BLOOD AND BURNING
GO TOGETHER LIKE CHOCOLATE PUDDING
[12:23:55 AM] Ladybug: kerning!
[12:23:57 AM] Argus Swift: XFD
[12:24:03 AM] Argus Swift: I like Bliv's answer
[12:24:10 AM] Argus Swift: (though Burning and Learning seems Errol's creed)
[12:24:18 AM] Oblivion: something is wrong with me
[12:24:21 AM] Oblivion: oh right
[12:24:24 AM] Oblivion: its 12.30 am
[12:24:28 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
[12:24:28 AM] Argus Swift: Indeed, sleep!
[12:24:33 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: BOOKS FOR THE BOOK THRONE
[12:24:33 AM] Argus Swift: You and Lady both!
[12:24:37 AM] Ladybug: GOOD FOR THE GOOD GOD
[12:24:51 AM] Argus Swift: APATHY FOR THE NEUTRAL GOD
[12:24:53 AM] Oblivion: CHAOS FOR THE SHOEHORN BUTTERHORSE
[12:24:57 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: XD
[12:24:59 AM] Face: Lady I almost spewed water over the monitor
[12:25:03 AM] Ladybug: i win
[12:25:09 AM] Argus Swift: You typically do.
[12:25:23 AM] Ladybug: I win if I render someone unable to respond.
[12:25:27 AM] Ladybug: CN, bitches.
[12:25:27 AM] Face: She always gets the last laugh/groan
[12:25:43 AM] Ladybug: good night =)
[12:25:46 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: with her puns, that's not hard

[Oblivion]

Obliv: ..... There is a person on this doc with the last name Frizzle
Lady: haha
Obliv: and they're being paid through the code for automobile services
Lady: ahahahahaha
PLEASE LET THIS BE A NORMAL TAX DOC
WITH THE FRIZ? NO WAY!
Obliv: WE NEVER DID THIS AT MY OLD JOB
Lady: I KNEW I SHOULD'VE CALLED IN TODAY
ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, THIS BREAKS SEVENTEEN DIFFERENT TAX LAWS

[Oblivion]

Obliv: "Cream-topped Nightmare Cookie"
Lady: "That's the best kind!"

[Oblivion]

Lady: "I'm just saying that evil doesn't have to be creepy. At least not in the "insert one child in blender, kick puppy and laugh" way."

[Oblivion]

[11:42:04 PM] Ladybug: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
[11:42:10 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: XD
[11:42:12 PM] Oblivion: MULANA
[11:42:23 PM] Ladybug: Mulan-a
[11:42:27 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: I'm hearing this to the tune of Tequila
[11:42:28 PM] Ladybug: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
[11:42:51 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: TO DEFEAT
[11:42:53 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: THIS DAMN GAME
[11:43:01 PM] Ladybug: I CAN'T FIND THE EXIT
[11:43:05 PM] Ladybug: THESE ROOMS LOOK THE SAME
[11:44:09 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: I KEEP DYING HERE AND I'LL NEVER LEAVE THIS PLAAACE
[11:46:02 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: I FORGOT WHY I EVER STARTED THIS, NO I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE
[11:46:25 PM] Oblivion: LA-MULANA TAKES THE SOUL OUT OF YOU

[Ladybug]

[9:32:00 PM] FACE: Swift what's your character again?
[9:32:17 PM] Argus Swift: Fighter of the asshole-er, Cad archetype.
[9:32:39 PM] Ladybug: Race?
[9:32:47 PM] Argus Swift: Human
[9:32:48 PM] Ladybug: I'm nosy
[9:32:49 PM] Ladybug: ah
[9:32:55 PM] Ladybug: You are the only normal one so far
[9:33:01 PM] FACE: I'm a dog!
[9:33:08 PM] Argus Swift: haha
[9:33:11 PM] Ladybug: Insert son of a bitch joke
[9:33:23 PM | Edited 9:33:29 PM] FACE: My mother was a saint!
[9:33:28 PM] Ladybug: Bernard
[9:33:29 PM] Oblivion: bernard
[9:33:31 PM] Oblivion: ninja

[Oblivion]

Obliv: "How many bear traps should I buy?"
Lady: "That's not on the list of questions I expected to hear today."

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