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Post by Ladybug on Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:34 pm

Me: Ugh, I still can't write Ferra. She technobabbles everything.
Obliv: Heh
Me: You handle her. Your technospeak is "Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow." Mine's more "It goes ding when there's stuff."

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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Ladybug on Sat Oct 06, 2012 12:18 am

Me: Hey Obliv.
Obliv: Yeah?
Me: So, can I play Miles Vorkosigan?
Obliv: *squeak*

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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Oblivion on Mon Oct 08, 2012 5:42 pm

Lady: ♪Mapmaker mapmaker make me a map, show me a spot to lay a trap, mapmaker mapmaker get out your book, and make me a perfect map
For Tatya, things should look taller, for Zhan, well, he might climb everything...
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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Oblivion on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:00 pm

Face: Secret chats!
Obliv: ♪ SEEKRIT CHATLOOOOOOOOOOG
♪ SEEKRIT CHATLOOOOOOOOOOG
♪ THROUGH THE SKYPECHAAAAAAAAAAT
♪ SEEKRIT SEEKRIT SEEKRIT SEEKRIT CHATLOOOOOOOOOOG
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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Oblivion on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:04 pm

Obliv: I should probably put in the little song symbol thing.
Lady: Most of us call it a musical note. And hey aren't you the one of us who's had actual music training?
Obliv: SHUTUP
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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Oblivion on Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:45 am

Face: You two should go to bed.
Lady: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
Obliv: He's not even your fake dad.
Lady: He could be, if you pronounced it with a hard C.
Face changes name to Face Dad and avatar from Zuko to Ozai
Face: GO TO YOUR ROOM
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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Swifto on Sat Oct 13, 2012 11:08 am

Haha!
Oh Face, you so stylin'

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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Oblivion on Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:21 am

[12:17:53 AM] Oblivion: I am heading to bed tho
[12:17:54 AM] Face Dad: I am clearly terrible at this
[12:17:55 AM] Oblivion: Gnight guys
[12:17:57 AM] Face Dad: Night Obliv
[12:17:58 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: g'night!
[12:18:01 AM] Ladybug: i should sleep, too
[12:18:04 AM] Ladybug: BUT NOT CAUSE YOU SAID TO
[12:18:05 AM] Face Dad: Nah
[12:18:07 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: sleep well y'all
[12:18:13 AM] Face Dad: Stay up, eat ice cream, tell scary stories
[12:18:14 AM] Ladybug: Good night, everyone!
[12:18:17 AM] Ladybug: Except Face!
[12:18:24 AM] Face Dad: Fine, if you have to sleep
[12:18:25 AM] Oblivion: AND IN THE MORNIN IM MAKIN WAFFLES
[12:18:30 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: mmmm
[12:18:32 AM] Ladybug: MINE
[12:18:34 AM] Ladybug: *grabs*
[12:18:35 AM] Argus Swift: Sleep well, Lady!
[12:18:35 AM] Face Dad: Good night Lady
[12:18:39 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: NOOOO
[12:18:41 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: LEGGO
[12:18:45 AM] Ladybug: myyyyyyyyyy precioussssssssssssssssss
[12:18:54 AM] Ladybug: hey they're round and goldish
[12:19:07 AM] Ladybug: OOOH A WAFFLEIRON THAT INSCRIBES THE BLACK SPEECH ON IT AS IT COOKS
[12:19:09 AM] Ladybug: DOES IT EXIST
[12:19:11 AM] Ladybug: IT NEEDS TO
[12:19:15 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: it should
[12:19:18 AM] Ladybug: ONE WAFFLE TO RULE THEM ALL
[12:19:24 AM] Argus Swift: Printing Press waffle iron!
[12:19:26 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: AND IN MY STOMACH BIND THEM
[12:19:31 AM] Argus Swift: "Every morning it's Hamlet for breakfast!"
[12:19:36 AM] Ladybug: ah stupid shit like this is why we're friends
[12:19:38 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: *giggles*
[12:19:42 AM] Ladybug: i get enough srs business at work =)
[12:19:49 AM] Oblivion: ONE IRON TO COOK THEM ALL
ONE IRON TO FRY THEM
ONE IRON TO MIX THEM ALL
AND IN THE KITCHEN TRY THEM
[12:19:51 AM] Face Dad: I though you two were going to bed
[12:19:55 AM] Ladybug: SHUT UP DAD
[12:19:58 AM] Face Dad: MAKE ME
[12:20:05 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: SILLY IS IMPORTANT
[12:20:09 AM] *** Ladybug removed Face Dad from this conversation. ***
[12:20:18 AM] *** Ladybug added Face Dad ***
[12:20:19 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: *snrk*
[12:20:25 AM] Ladybug: K
[12:20:26 AM] Ladybug: MADE YOU
[12:20:27 AM] Face Dad: Okay then
[12:20:33 AM] Face Dad: Proved me wrong
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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Oblivion on Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:30 pm

Lady: "I could make boots out of human. And steak's just a good cut."

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Lady: "If you're going to make me look terrible, do it right. I'd ruin your reputation properly if I got the chance. Why are we friends?"
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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Ladybug on Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:33 pm

Why is this thread just as easily called the "Lady is a terrible human being" thread?

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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Swifto on Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:16 pm

It's almost just as often "Face is a funny guy" thread.

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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Ladybug on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:21 pm

[1:13:41 PM] Ladybug: hm
[1:13:46 PM] Ladybug: I need to debate lunch
[1:14:08 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: shouldn't you eat it instead?
[1:14:18 PM] Ladybug: No, I don't eat intelligent things
[1:14:22 PM] Ladybug: I must defeat it in argument
[1:14:26 PM] Ladybug: Which renders it stupid
[1:14:32 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: ah
[1:14:35 PM] Ladybug: Then I shall feast upon its delicious flesh
[1:14:39 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: mmmm
[1:14:48 PM] Ladybug: I need to use this argument on vegetarians

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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Swifto on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:29 pm

That logic would open up whole avenues of cannibalism!

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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Oblivion on Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:51 am

Obliv: "Lady, can I have the Witch's Utility Belt?"
Lady: "Uh, you can roll d12 and see what you get off of it."
Obliv: "So I can have it but I have to roll each time to see what I pull out of it?"
Lady: "I might not let you have all the things on it...."
Obliv. "5. 'Case of surgical implements of the finest quality'."
Lady: "Why is Tatya doing surgery?!"
Obliv: "She has ranks in Heal!"
Lady: "But why is she doing surgery?!"
Obliv as Tatya: "If it must be done, it must be done!"
Lady: "Did you tell John not to touch it?"
Face as Zhandouji: "Not to touch what?"
Obliv as Tatya: "Of course I told him not to touch it. Now John hold still, I'm trying to take your appendix out."
Face as Zhandouji: "Oh God, what is that?! It sounds important!"

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Luminiere Solas wrote:i don't get why people see D&D or it's derivatives as medieval european.

you have medieval knights wearing rennaiscane era armor, wielding roman era falcatas, worshipping greek gods, traveling with native american shamans wearing the hides of saharan beasts, who transform into prehistoric dinosaurs who are accompanied by modern japanese schoolgirls wielding Tokugawa Era Daisho and Wearing black pajamas, and old men wearing robes and pointed hats who chant mathematical equations to control reality, on a journey to kill brain eating space aliens, giant sentient firebreathing spellcasting reptiles and sentient jello.
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Post by Oblivion on Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:26 pm

Obliv: "So what would be in an Iomrallan Philosophy book?"
Lady: "Errol's diary."
Obliv: "LMAO"
Lady: "He *is* technically the most learned of the party."
Obliv: "'Today Elegy was pompous and the horse was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by trolls, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'"

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Luminiere Solas wrote:i don't get why people see D&D or it's derivatives as medieval european.

you have medieval knights wearing rennaiscane era armor, wielding roman era falcatas, worshipping greek gods, traveling with native american shamans wearing the hides of saharan beasts, who transform into prehistoric dinosaurs who are accompanied by modern japanese schoolgirls wielding Tokugawa Era Daisho and Wearing black pajamas, and old men wearing robes and pointed hats who chant mathematical equations to control reality, on a journey to kill brain eating space aliens, giant sentient firebreathing spellcasting reptiles and sentient jello.
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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Swifto on Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:07 pm

Teehee!

I have complete confidence that Bliv could roleplay Errol.
(Not really, he's very much Face's character)

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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Face on Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:19 am

I like to imagine a lot of Iomrall literature written by Errol is secretly just stories about himself.
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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Face on Sat Nov 17, 2012 2:35 am

Lady: "That AlmondJoy contained almonds but no joy!"
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Post by Oblivion on Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:27 am

[12:23:33 AM] Face: Blood and the burning, blood and the burning, go together like....something that rhymes with burning
[12:23:33 AM] Ladybug: punchable
[12:23:42 AM] Argus Swift: Learning?
[12:23:47 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: turning
[12:23:49 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: yearning
[12:23:53 AM] Face: spurning?
[12:23:54 AM] Oblivion: BLOOD AND BURNING
BLOOD AND BURNING
GO TOGETHER LIKE CHOCOLATE PUDDING
[12:23:55 AM] Ladybug: kerning!
[12:23:57 AM] Argus Swift: XFD
[12:24:03 AM] Argus Swift: I like Bliv's answer
[12:24:10 AM] Argus Swift: (though Burning and Learning seems Errol's creed)
[12:24:18 AM] Oblivion: something is wrong with me
[12:24:21 AM] Oblivion: oh right
[12:24:24 AM] Oblivion: its 12.30 am
[12:24:28 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
[12:24:28 AM] Argus Swift: Indeed, sleep!
[12:24:33 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: BOOKS FOR THE BOOK THRONE
[12:24:33 AM] Argus Swift: You and Lady both!
[12:24:37 AM] Ladybug: GOOD FOR THE GOOD GOD
[12:24:51 AM] Argus Swift: APATHY FOR THE NEUTRAL GOD
[12:24:53 AM] Oblivion: CHAOS FOR THE SHOEHORN BUTTERHORSE
[12:24:57 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: XD
[12:24:59 AM] Face: Lady I almost spewed water over the monitor
[12:25:03 AM] Ladybug: i win
[12:25:09 AM] Argus Swift: You typically do.
[12:25:23 AM] Ladybug: I win if I render someone unable to respond.
[12:25:27 AM] Ladybug: CN, bitches.
[12:25:27 AM] Face: She always gets the last laugh/groan
[12:25:43 AM] Ladybug: good night =)
[12:25:46 AM] PIE 3.14.1.59: with her puns, that's not hard

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Luminiere Solas wrote:i don't get why people see D&D or it's derivatives as medieval european.

you have medieval knights wearing rennaiscane era armor, wielding roman era falcatas, worshipping greek gods, traveling with native american shamans wearing the hides of saharan beasts, who transform into prehistoric dinosaurs who are accompanied by modern japanese schoolgirls wielding Tokugawa Era Daisho and Wearing black pajamas, and old men wearing robes and pointed hats who chant mathematical equations to control reality, on a journey to kill brain eating space aliens, giant sentient firebreathing spellcasting reptiles and sentient jello.
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Re: Quotes thread

Post by Oblivion on Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:59 pm

Obliv: ..... There is a person on this doc with the last name Frizzle
Lady: haha
Obliv: and they're being paid through the code for automobile services
Lady: ahahahahaha
PLEASE LET THIS BE A NORMAL TAX DOC
WITH THE FRIZ? NO WAY!
Obliv: WE NEVER DID THIS AT MY OLD JOB
Lady: I KNEW I SHOULD'VE CALLED IN TODAY
ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, THIS BREAKS SEVENTEEN DIFFERENT TAX LAWS

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Luminiere Solas wrote:i don't get why people see D&D or it's derivatives as medieval european.

you have medieval knights wearing rennaiscane era armor, wielding roman era falcatas, worshipping greek gods, traveling with native american shamans wearing the hides of saharan beasts, who transform into prehistoric dinosaurs who are accompanied by modern japanese schoolgirls wielding Tokugawa Era Daisho and Wearing black pajamas, and old men wearing robes and pointed hats who chant mathematical equations to control reality, on a journey to kill brain eating space aliens, giant sentient firebreathing spellcasting reptiles and sentient jello.
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Post by Oblivion on Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:57 am

Obliv: "Cream-topped Nightmare Cookie"
Lady: "That's the best kind!"

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you have medieval knights wearing rennaiscane era armor, wielding roman era falcatas, worshipping greek gods, traveling with native american shamans wearing the hides of saharan beasts, who transform into prehistoric dinosaurs who are accompanied by modern japanese schoolgirls wielding Tokugawa Era Daisho and Wearing black pajamas, and old men wearing robes and pointed hats who chant mathematical equations to control reality, on a journey to kill brain eating space aliens, giant sentient firebreathing spellcasting reptiles and sentient jello.
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Post by Oblivion on Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:24 pm

Lady: "I'm just saying that evil doesn't have to be creepy. At least not in the "insert one child in blender, kick puppy and laugh" way."

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Luminiere Solas wrote:i don't get why people see D&D or it's derivatives as medieval european.

you have medieval knights wearing rennaiscane era armor, wielding roman era falcatas, worshipping greek gods, traveling with native american shamans wearing the hides of saharan beasts, who transform into prehistoric dinosaurs who are accompanied by modern japanese schoolgirls wielding Tokugawa Era Daisho and Wearing black pajamas, and old men wearing robes and pointed hats who chant mathematical equations to control reality, on a journey to kill brain eating space aliens, giant sentient firebreathing spellcasting reptiles and sentient jello.
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Post by Oblivion on Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:54 am

[11:42:04 PM] Ladybug: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
[11:42:10 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: XD
[11:42:12 PM] Oblivion: MULANA
[11:42:23 PM] Ladybug: Mulan-a
[11:42:27 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: I'm hearing this to the tune of Tequila
[11:42:28 PM] Ladybug: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
[11:42:51 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: TO DEFEAT
[11:42:53 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: THIS DAMN GAME
[11:43:01 PM] Ladybug: I CAN'T FIND THE EXIT
[11:43:05 PM] Ladybug: THESE ROOMS LOOK THE SAME
[11:44:09 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: I KEEP DYING HERE AND I'LL NEVER LEAVE THIS PLAAACE
[11:46:02 PM] PIE 3.14.1.59: I FORGOT WHY I EVER STARTED THIS, NO I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE
[11:46:25 PM] Oblivion: LA-MULANA TAKES THE SOUL OUT OF YOU

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Luminiere Solas wrote:i don't get why people see D&D or it's derivatives as medieval european.

you have medieval knights wearing rennaiscane era armor, wielding roman era falcatas, worshipping greek gods, traveling with native american shamans wearing the hides of saharan beasts, who transform into prehistoric dinosaurs who are accompanied by modern japanese schoolgirls wielding Tokugawa Era Daisho and Wearing black pajamas, and old men wearing robes and pointed hats who chant mathematical equations to control reality, on a journey to kill brain eating space aliens, giant sentient firebreathing spellcasting reptiles and sentient jello.
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Post by Ladybug on Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:34 am

[9:32:00 PM] FACE: Swift what's your character again?
[9:32:17 PM] Argus Swift: Fighter of the asshole-er, Cad archetype.
[9:32:39 PM] Ladybug: Race?
[9:32:47 PM] Argus Swift: Human
[9:32:48 PM] Ladybug: I'm nosy
[9:32:49 PM] Ladybug: ah
[9:32:55 PM] Ladybug: You are the only normal one so far
[9:33:01 PM] FACE: I'm a dog!
[9:33:08 PM] Argus Swift: haha
[9:33:11 PM] Ladybug: Insert son of a bitch joke
[9:33:23 PM | Edited 9:33:29 PM] FACE: My mother was a saint!
[9:33:28 PM] Ladybug: Bernard
[9:33:29 PM] Oblivion: bernard
[9:33:31 PM] Oblivion: ninja

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Post by Oblivion on Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:38 pm

Obliv: "How many bear traps should I buy?"
Lady: "That's not on the list of questions I expected to hear today."

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you have medieval knights wearing rennaiscane era armor, wielding roman era falcatas, worshipping greek gods, traveling with native american shamans wearing the hides of saharan beasts, who transform into prehistoric dinosaurs who are accompanied by modern japanese schoolgirls wielding Tokugawa Era Daisho and Wearing black pajamas, and old men wearing robes and pointed hats who chant mathematical equations to control reality, on a journey to kill brain eating space aliens, giant sentient firebreathing spellcasting reptiles and sentient jello.
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